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YESTERDAY’S RUMORS!

Hip-Hop Rumors: Jay-Z/B Getting Married! The Game Is Back! 50 Cent & Tony Sunshine Collaborate?

Hip-Hop Rumors: Bey-Z To Marry? RIP Sean Levert! Bush Gets Booed!

Hip-Hop Rumors: New Video Nas! Lil’ Wayne Mans Up In Philly! Who Shot Max B?

FRIDAY APRIL 4 IS THE DAY!

For all of those trying to home in on when Jay-Z and Beyonce are set to get married, fear not! They are all set to “jump” the broom on April 4, in New York City! This is according to perezhilton.com, who got it from some inside source. Who knows! I am most interested in what is going to happen to Jay-Z the rapper after he gets married. You know, will his skills diminish after admitting that he’s crazy in love? Anyway, the license was verified and for this to really happen, they BOTH would have had to show up with proof of their identity. As if we didn’t know!

Here is more information jacked from People Magazine, who get props for this one:

“Beyoncé and Jay-Z arrived at Scarsdale Village Hall shortly after it opened at 9 a.m on Tuesday to get their marriage license. “It was just the two of them,” an eyewitness tells People. “They were very polite and smiling as they filled out the paperwork. They were holding hands for a while. They looked really happy.”

MARIAH IN EUROPE!

I love the UK, but can any other countries send me some rumors, please? Sheeeeeeesh! Everything comes out of the UK. Shout out to all the Brits! Mariah is over there right now and she is doing some promo. Last night she showed up to a Choice FM event. She had her “robin” Da brat with her. Those two are tighter than a boy scout knot. Anyway, my girl Kelly Rowland and Ciara were there as well. Mariah is also doing something tonight, but I don’t recall. Shout out!

Oh yeah, shout out to Mariah. “Touch My Body” is number 1 and this means she breaks a record previously held by Elvis.

Now if Perez Hilton is saying it’s Friday and Kelly is in the UK, shouldn’t somebody be doing something with somebody to help somebody get ready to be married?

DAY AFTER APRIL FOOLS DAY…

Do you believe? I heard from a fairly reliable source that says they are a very reliable source that Nas and AZ are doing an album. Now, in the aftermath of April Fools day, I felt like this was a leftover rumor or prank. Well, they insist it is real. The Veterans, the name of the presumed album, is supposed to be coming out in 2009. I heard people like Jay-Z, Talib, Snoop and others are suppsed to appear. I am admittedly so suspicious of this, I don’t believe it. As you all know, or don’t, AZ just dropped Undeniable. Cop that.

Speaking of being deniable or undeniable, what’s the deal with Nas’ N****r album? I don’t know that this puppy is going to ever come out! Does anybody know what’s going on?

DIPSET P####

Here is the real deal. Dipset (or just Cam’ron) has a new line of adult movies called Dip-SeXXX. I heard they are already out on the market and can be purchased at a peep show near you or on the net. I heard it is hosted by Duke Da God and have other members like 40 Cal and JR Writer in it. Anyway, I heard that they recently shot some more video for a new installment with some of the bigger names (and booties) in the adult entertainment industry.

AMY WINEHOUSE CHARMS THE PAPARAZZI – GIVES THEM TEA!

Now, this is the Amy Winehouse I know and love!

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

If you read and/or heard a report that Snoop Dogg is now a Mormon, you are the victim of a prank.

One of the producers (or alleged producers) on The Game’s CD hit me up and said that his track was listed on LAX so that must not be the CD’s songs. Um…maybe Game didn’t know his beat? LOL!

I heard the sewage drug is a hoax, but somebody in Cali told met that he does it and learned it from some people!

Khia said she wants to have Lil Wayne’s baby? But does Lil Wayne want to have what Khia can give him?

I am hearing some noise that Kanye and Alexis might have called the wedding off? I don’t know since this is coming from a source not near you!

RANDOM QUOTES

Diddy on not knowing how to be married:

“I don’t know how marriage works. If you’re raised by a married couple, you see how they interact; their good days, their bad days, how they work through things – you see the love. “I wasn’t brought up like that and I still don’t know to do it. I never saw (my parents’) relationship up-close, so every time I’ve been in a relationship I haven’t known what to do and that’s really scared me.”

50 Cent on what G-Unit rappers have earned while on the label (MTV News):

“Each person in G-Unit has earned over $10 million in their career at this point. I didn’t say they have $10 million, I said they’ve seen $10 million. What they did with their paper, I don’t know.”

Lil Wayne’s Ex girlfriend, Toya on whether or not they are going to get remarried:

“He did put an 11 1/2 carat on my finger but we r not getting re-married. LMAO – been there done that.”

TRINA DISSES KHIA, KHIA REVIEWS TRINA’S ALBUM

You cannot have an argument with once person. Well, Trina must like going back and forth with Khia, because she just released a new diss called “You Ain’t Nothing.”

If you can deal with the ALL CAPS, read on. I know this isn’t an indication of how the album really sounds, but its Khia’s view.

FIRST OFF!!!! LETS START WIT DA ALBUM COVER!!!!! LIKE I SAID B4….. DAT BULLET AINT DA ONLY THANG DATS BEEN IN HER YUCK MOUTH.. AND FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS HER HEAD IS BIGGER DAN HER BODY NOW!!!! SHE LOOK JUST LIKE DAT BOBBLE HEAD ON HER PAGE!!!!!!! NOW DATS ONE THANG DA B#### GOT RIGHT!!!!!! DAT BLACK DRESS IS A HOT MESS……. SHE LOOKED LIKE A BURNT THIN-IN DINNER!!! ALL I SEE IS RIBS AND BONES…..SINCE DAT PEDIALITE AND ENSURE AINT WORKING. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND…..STEROIDS AND DONKEY MILK!!!! CUZ HO YOU LOOK LIKE U ON UR LAST TRIMESTER.. AND B#### PLEASE DONT BLAME DAT RAPID WEIGHT LOSS ON DA LEMON JUICE DIET!!! CUZ WE ALL KNOW AINT NO B#### OUT DA HOOD WILLINGLY LOOSE ALL DAT WEIGHT!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! HO U AINT PARIS NOR NICOLE AND IN DA HOOD, THE BOYS ARE SCARED OF U POINTING AND WHISPERING….. SHE LOOK LIKE SHE GOT DAT THUNDA LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!

NOWWWWWWW!!!!!WE GOING INTO THE INSIDE OF THE ALBUM COVER…… STARTING WIT DA FEET!!!! WHY DIDNT YO GLAM SQUAD….. TERRENCE DAVIDSON, MISA HILTON AND NADINEEEEEEEEEE TELL U TO GET A PEDICURE GURLLLLLLLLLLLL! YO FEET IS CRUSTY AND YO WIG IS DUSTY AND YO HEAD LOOK BIGGA DAN YO BODY!!!! WHAT IS REALLY GOIN ONNNN???????? FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS, DIS WAS A BAD TIME FO YOU TO PROMOTE AN ALBUM!!! U SAY IF MINE EVA COME OUT!!! U SHOULDVE WANTED ANYBODY TO SEE U … LOOKIN DA WAY U DO!!!!!AND DEY NEED TO BE FIRED IMMMEDIATEDLY!!!!! IT LOOK LIKE U BEEN WALKING DA HO SCROLL ALL UR LIFE!!!! B####, WASH UR ASS CUZ UR FEET SHOULD BE DA FIRST THANG DAT HIT DA WATER!!!!!!MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!!!!!

TRACK 1: DA INTRO

THANK U FOR CONFIRMING DAT U’S A WEAK MINDED B#### AND HAVE BEEN PUMPED AND INJECTED. AND NOW UR HAS DIFLATED. U C B####….. WE HAVE TO WATCH DA MESSAGE DAT WE SEND OUT TO OUR YOUNG GIRLS!!! DONT U HAVE A YOUTH FOUNDATION??????

LOVE YA SELF HOE!!!! MY NEW BOOK!!! BE SURE TO GRAB ONE!!!!!

TRACK 2: STILL DA NASTIEST B####

U A QUEEN???? RESPECT U??? U GOT DAT RIGHT B####!!!! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!! AND U WOKE UP AND ITS APRIL FOOLS!!! AND U STILL THE HOE U ALWAYS BEEN. AND HOES DONT GET NO RESPECT!!!!!! PUPPETTTTTT!!!! U GOT A GOOD MEMORY!!!! TRY TO REMEMBER OTHER PEOPLE’S WORDS AT UR SHOWS!! SEE …..WHEN U IN DA BOOTH!!! THEY RECORDED FIRST AND DEN UR DUMB ASS MEMORIZED IT!!! ITS REAL IN DA FIELD HOE!! U LOOK LIKE U STRESSED!!! DO U HAVE DA WHOLE ALBUM MEMORIZED YET?????? IS RICK ROSS UR SINGING COACH????????

TRACK 3: KILLING U HOES

B####!!! DA ONLY THANG U KILLIN IS DA NEXT NICCA U F###. BEEN RAPPIN TEN YEARS AND DONT OWN NUTTHIN!!! KILL URSELF HOE!!! HANG URSELF!!! B####!!! JUMP OUT DA WINDA AND CHASE UR CD DAT I JUST THEW OUT AND GET RUNNED OVA WIT IT AT FULL SPEED!! B####, IM DRAGGING BY DAT DUSTY ASS WIG…. SO HOLD ON TO DA BUMPA AND GET THEE BEHIND ME. U GONE LEARN TO RESPECT DA QUEEN!!!!! U OUGHT TO TELL PLIES……” THANK U FO WRITING U DIS SONG.” I GUESS DATS WHY HE WAS CALLING ME!!! TELL HIM I SAID DONT WORRY BOO!!! I AINT MAD, GET UR MONEY AND UR PUBLISHING!!! HELL HOE!! PUT ME ON…. ILL WRITE U A HIT!!! MINDLESS B####!!!

TRACK 4: SINGLE AGAIN

HATED IT!!!! WE GIVE DAT SHYT TWO THUMBS DOWN!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN BUT NOT BY CHOICE…… HOE WEEZYYY WOKE UP!!! HE DONT LUV U HOE!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN CUZ HE LEFT UR DOG ASS!!! HOE WHAT U GONE NAME YA BABY? BABYYYY? CUZ IN 98 U WAS F###### BABY!!! U AINT MARRIED YET????? U CANT TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE. CUZ U LOOKED A HOT MESS IN DAT WHITE WEDDING DRESS!!! ALL WHITE IS NOT FO U!!! STICK TO DA STRIPPA SHOES!!! OR WRITE A BOOK LIKE UR TWIN SISTA….SUPAHEAD!!! CUZ ITS OBVIOUS U CANT SELL NO RECORDS. MY RECOMMENDATION……….P###!!! OH, MY BAD, UR BODY IS DETERIORATING AND NOBODY WANNA F### U NO MOE!!! TRY A BLOW UP BOBBLE HEAD TRINA DOLL!!! CUZ UR PERFUME AINT SELLING EITHER!!!

TRACK 5: LOOK BACK AT ME

LOOK BACK AT WHAT???? GURL.. UR ASS IS GONE. AND US REAL QUEENS IS SOOO TIRED OF U TALKING BOUT UR ASS!!! WE ALL KNOW DAT IT IS AS RAGGEDY AS A MANGO SEED!!!!

GURL!!!! STOP STEALING PEOPLE SONGS!!!!!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS DAT LOOK BACK AT IT BELONGS TO THUGMISSES. DONT WORRY B####!! I AINT GONNA SUE YA LIKE WILLY DID ME!!!!

TRACK 6: I GOTTA THANG FO YA

DIS SONG SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENTITLED…… KEYSHIA COLE!!! CUZ DA ONLY THANG WE WANNA HEAR IS DA HOOK!!! B####!!! STOP WHINNING LIL WAYNE DONT WANT U!!! HE GOTTA THANG FO ME. U HURD WHAT HE SAID…….. “DA QUEEN WIT HER HAIR LIKE MINE.”

TRACK 7: I GOT A BOTTLE

SO U DONE WENT BACK TO SUCKING P#### NOW????? CUZ I KNOW U SUCKED PLENTY P#### FO DIS TRACK!!!! I GUESS U TRYNA GET UR HOUSE BACK….. OH YALL AINT KNOW SHE F### FO TRACKS????? YEAH!!! DATS HOW SHE TRICKED WEEEZY INTO A RELATIONSHIP!!! DAT HOE WASNT REAL ABOUT IT!!!! DONT ACT LIKE YALL DONT KNOW DESE HOES F#### FO TRACKS!!! NOWWWW!!!! IS IT DA FOURTH OF JULY OR AM I AT DA CIRCUS??? CUZ I COULDA SWORN I HURD FYEWORKS!!! B#### U A JOKE!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY MISSY WASTED HER TRACK ON U!!! I OUGHT TO TAKE OFF MY BIG RED CLOWN SHOE AND KICK U IN UR BIG BOBBLE HEAD!!!!!!!! DEY DONE MADE UR FACE UP FO DA LAST TIME….. RONALD MCDONALD. CAN I GET U SOME FRIES?????? EAT B####!!!!!!!!! OR DO U EVEN HAVE AN APPETITE?????

TRACK 8: I WISH I NEVA MET U

B#### DIDNT I SAY STOP WHINNING!!!LEAVE DA SINGING TO DA SINGERS!!!! I BET U WISH U DIDNT MEET WEEEZY AFTER DA HIT ER UP DISS!! I PUT MY BOO UP ON GAME AND HE LEFT UR ASS RIGHT AFTER DAT!!!! THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN!!! YESSSSSS!!!!

TRACK 9: CLEAR IT OUT

U GOT DAT RIGHT……. UR BANK ACCOUNT CLEARED OUT, MAN CLEARED OUT, HOUSE CLEARED OUT, DEALS CLEARED OUT!! U CANT PAWN SHOES HOE!! AND DAT P#### NEED TO BE CLEARED OUT!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!

TRACK 10: STOP TRAFFIC

STOP TRAFFIC? HOE… FROM DA LOOKS OF UR FEET U STILL WALKIN DA STREETS. ITS BEEN TEN YEARS AND U AINT GOT OFF DA HOE SCROLL YET? YOU STOPPING TRAFFIC? HOE U BEEN STOPPING TRAFFIC SINCE OJ WAS DA JUICE. B#### U A THROWBACK HOE. OLD AS DA ORANGE AND WHITE BUCCANEERS JERSEY!!!!! B#### U NEED TO SADDOWN AND RETIRE!!!!! CUZ DAT P#### GOT MILES ON IT!!! WHO WROTE DAT SHYT!!! YOU AINT FROM NEW YORK , U FROM DA SOUTH!!! WHOEVER WROTE U DAT SHOULDVE GAVE DAT TO FOXY BROWN OR LIL KIM!!!!! OH!!!!!! YALL AINT KNOW DEY HAVE GHOSTWIRTER’S TOOOOOO? OOOOOPS… MY BAD…..DID PITBULL WRITE DAT??? OH….MUCH LUV PITBULL CUZ SEE I WRITE, PRODUCE AND COMPOSE ALL MY S### TOO!!!!!! GET MONEY BABY!!!!!

TRACK 11: PHONE SEX

IS DIS PRETTY RICKKKY????? I HEAR EVERYBODY BUT TRINA ON DIS TRACK. WIT DAT

PESTERING ASS VOICE. UUUUGH HER VOICE JUST ANNOYS ME…. B####!!! SHUT UP!!!

TRACK 12: HOT COMMODITY

I HEAR YA RICK ROSS!!!! U DA BEST WRITER DEY GOT A SLIP-N-SLIDE. BEEN DAT SINCE DAY 1. IM PROUD OF YA BABY!!!! GET MONEY

NOW… DAT ENDS MY REVIEW… DAT B#### DONT GET A MIC…..SHE GET A CHORD!!!!

HANGIN!!! DA JOKE WAS ON U!!! ITS APRIL 2ND AND DA HOOD IS GAGING AT CHU!!!! ITS MY TURN NOW… AND FANS….. YALL ALREADY KNOW….. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED….NASTI MUZIK 08!!! I GOT NEXT!!! IM ADDRESSING EVERYTHANG ON DA NEW ALBUM!!! IT GETS JUICIER!!!!

WIT DAT SAID……DIS IS DA END OF TRINA. NOTHING ELSE SAID!!! IT’S ALL ABOUT WEEZY DIS YEAR!!! THE THUG AND THE THUGMISSES!!! PASS IT ON

That was a lot, but I have to say…it was kind of funny…very funny. Khia Crazy…

HILLARY’S PASTOR DEFENDS BARACK’S PASTOR!

Hillary might as well call her smear dogs off asap! God is talking through her preacher, Dean J. Snyder of Foundry United Methodist Church.

26 Mar 2008 07:27 am

“The Reverend Jeremiah Wright is an outstanding church leader whom I have heard speak a number of times. He has served for decades as a profound voice for justice and inclusion in our society. He has been a vocal critic of the racism, sexism and homophobia which still tarnish the American dream. To evaluate his dynamic ministry on the basis of two or three sound bites does a grave injustice to Dr. Wright, the members of his congregation, and the African-American church which has been the spiritual refuge of a people that has suffered from discrimination, disadvantage, and violence. Dr. Wright, a member of an integrated denomination, has been an agent of racial reconciliation while proclaiming perceptions and truths uncomfortable for some white people to hear. Those of us who are white Americans would do well to listen carefully to Dr. Wright rather than to use a few of his quotes to polarize. This is a critical time in America’s history as we seek to repent of our racism. No mat ter which candidates prevail, let us use this time to listen again to one another and not to distort one another’s truth,”

– Dean J. Snyder, Foundry United Methodist Church, March 19, 2008. Snyder is Hillary Clinton’s pastor

WANNA SEE OBAMA PLAY BASKETBALL?

USHER IS HAITIAN?

YOO…any of my Haitian brothers and sisters…it’s only funnies! If you are offended, blame it on Odellyo, the creator.

AKON CALLS T-PAIN

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

A new virtual doll encourages young girls to have breast implants and face lifts! There is a new doll that is really messing up the young minds of young girls. The name of the doll is Miss B#### and it basically teaches girls from the age of 7 to 17 to be b#####. The site was launched in the UK (the UK again?!?) and people compete to be the “hottest, coolest, most famous b#### in the whole world,” according to a CNN report. On the site, girls are given a naked virtual doll that they have to manage. You go on missions and you have to have fake money (called b#### dollars) to buy plastic surgery, take pills, stay skinny and get a rich boyfriend. There is so much more, but I am going to stop there.

MORE LATER!

Sorry! I ran out of steam…I got you with more later.

YESTERDAY, WE LOVE YOU!

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